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Starfishing can serve a purpose but there comes a point when you just can’t stay still anymore. At least there should come a point. No such luck.

Laying there, a lifeless body, Lynne just never seems to get into it. What was he doing wrong? Why didn’t she enjoy sex, with him? And Warren was convinced it was himself that was the issue, not her. After all, she had been with nearly the entire football team prior to hooking up with him. She must have been better than this.

He tried everything he could think of. All the techniques from “How To Give Her An Orgasm Every Time”. The girl at the book store said it was the best and that he would have his girl begging for more in no time. Boy was she wrong! He was sure she was still laughing at him for buying the damn thing. Come to think of it, there was quite a bit of dust on it. No matter, he was beginning to think nothing would help anyway.

A few weeks later they attended a party, a little housewarming party for Lynne’s friends Pam and Jeff. They seemed like an odd pairing to him. She had been a cheerleader in high school, now in her second year of Holistic Studies at the local community college. He had been president of the chess club, editor of the school paper, and was now working towards his law degree. Very different, but they did seem to get along rather well. Then again he and Lynne also seemed to get along quite well, and they did, everywhere except in the bedroom.

The drinks were flowing and everyone was having a great time. The conversation turned towards sex, as it often does, and the topic of the famed 69 position came up. He was for it, of course. Any position that allowed him pleasure was good, if he could be pleasured while pleasuring his girl, even better. The guys all agreed. Pam thought differently.

“How can I relax and enjoy Jeff’s mouth teasing me while I’m supposed to be concentrating on sucking his cock? It’s like starfishing, it can’t be done. I either stop what I’m doing all together or start doing it with such force he tells me to stop and slow down, to watch my teeth. I go at him hard because I’m trying to force my own orgasm from it. It doesn’t work well.” Pam stopped and giggled nervously as she realized the intimacies she had just shared with her friends.

Then something unexpected happened when Lynne chimed in with her opinion.

“I feel the same way when I am with a man doing that position. It doesn’t do it for me at all. Now, make the man a woman and I am all for it!”

Warren was shocked, as were the rest of the partygoers. Everyone it seemed, except for Clarissa. A light blush crept across her face and she was unable to look up at Lynne. Lynne was certainly able look at her though, and with a saucy little grin she did.

Suddenly it all became so clear.

Wicked Wednesday


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How do you like ____ ?

How do you like . . .

1. Your eggs cooked?
I usually make them scrambled for my son but my preference is poached though I haven’t quite mastered poaching eggs yet. I do not like the yolks runny whatsoever and overdone chaulky yolks are blasphemous! Perfection for me is when they are set but still gooey.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?
Down the middle, crust on, that way you end up with two pieces that are the same. When having Saturday lunch with my son I cut them on the diagonal, both ways, to give us four nice little triangle sandwiches. The perfect size for little hands.

3. Your coffee?
In the form of a candle! I don’t drink coffee at all, never have. I am allergic to coffee and can’t have anything that has it in it. It makes me ill pretty much instantly, go puke in the garbage can ill even.

4. Your tea?
Depends, if it is black tea I use a little sugar or honey, other kinds of tea I drink plain. My favorite is Chocolate Rocket from DAVIDsTEA. It is a mate tea with cocoa nibs, raspberries, almonds and chicory. Added bonus is it apparently has more caffeine than coffee.

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here
Give me soft-serve ice cream in a cone, hard ice cream in a bowl. Ice cream and birthday caka are the only things I prefer vanilla. I don’t think I could eat ice cream out of something rubber though, regardless what you call it. Rubber has a taste to it, I would think that would transfer to the ice cream unless they coat it with some kind of sealent or something and then that’s a whole other issue.

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?
If I could have pregnancy hair all the time, without actually being pregnant, that would be the absolute best. My hair was long and thick and had a great body to it. These days it is a little shorter than shoulder length with layers in it. Short enough not to bug me but long enough to still be able to put it up in a ponytail or bun. It is most often down, straight, and naturally colored, although I have touched up the greys a bit recently. Do people still perm their hair? I haven’t done that since I was a teenager.

7. To have sex? In what position?
I like to have sex as often as possible with someone I like. If nobody I like is available I will just take care of myself. Position? Hmmm… there are so many wonderful positions, it really depends on what I am in the mood for and who I am with. I did a google search and turns out my favourite position is called the “pretzel” (as shown in the first picture below). Now I know! My next favorite is spooning anal, well doggie style anal that turns into spooning anal. It’s the change from forceful fucking to gentle sensuality that always pushes me over the edge and into subspace.




zodiac sex

Bonus: How do you like your lovers?
I would say it’s more about what I don’t want physically. I don’t like puny men, and usually not blonde men. Slim or big doesn’t really matter. I like men who are smart, confident, and have a sense of humour to laugh at silly things. A smile that lights up his whole face and a laugh that you know comes naturally. Serious to a point. Someone who can have a debate, good discussions, with an opinion, but who realizes we can disagree and still get along. Strong, in character and physically. Someone who can be soft and intimate but who will also take control and inflict pain in the way I like. Someone who will stand up to me, as well as for me if need be. A dominate man.


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