Dear Fashionista Hottie Dude

Dude,

“We have her phone # and we will publish it all over the internet if this defamatory text is not purged and taken down.”

How is me posting a text that was meant for you, but not actually written by you or stating anything about you, or even the person who sent it for that matter, defamatory exactly? If I don’t know anything about you, other than the fact your friend may have taken an underage young women out for Valentines Day, how would any of my readers? There was no information provided that would give anyone away. There was a company name mentioned in the initial misdirected text I received, but I did not include it in the blog post. I removed it specifically so that I wasn’t giving out any personal or confidential information. This is the only information that I could possibly see as being of any issue.

I do know more about you now from you writing the comments you did though. You can learn a lot from a person’s IP address and the way they respond to perceived threats, perceived questioning of character, or rather perceived threats or questioning of a friends character. Oh, did you want your comment posted on my blog? I assume you did since that is how you chose to contact me, rather than through email, or text or telephone call. You do have my number right? Maybe your friend does, the one who actually texted me. Did he give it to you? I could send it to you if you don’t have it. Wait a minute, maybe I can’t send it to you. How would I? The two email addresses you used are fakes after all. How would I reach you?

I wonder, after receiving your comments and looking into my blog stats, how it is you came across the post anyway? You read adult sexually oriented blogs do you? Or maybe your friend who wrote the text does? The fashionista hottie perhaps? You would be the only two people, possibly three if your friends Valentine’s Day friend knows he refers to her as a fashionista hottie, who would know where the text came from. You have to know, I love saying that, fashionista hottie. Maybe I’ll trademark it, start a whole other blog. There’s a thought.

Back to this defamatory business. Something isn’t defamatory if it is true. I copied the text exchange word for word. Why do you have a problem with it being posted here? Is it because it’s on the blog that it is? Do you take issue with it for some other reason? Is it because I wrote my imaginings of the person behind the text? Still not defamatory. But, if there is something I am missing I would gladly like to hear it. Something else you should know, my decision not to remove the text from the post or remove the post all together may have been different if you had approached me in a nicer manner. Anyone who knows me knows I don’t back down from much but I do consider requests that are thought out and kindly worded.

Kink Regards,

Stella